more spam poetry courtesy of my hotmail account. only thing i've added is punctuation - do you honestly believe i'd willingly use uppercase otherwise?

Hello Spakezarathustra!
(wiry applaud)
how r u? Is your email secure?
Enjoy automatic virus scanning protection.

paper napkin 95 lunatics
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Meet the Best dates of your life...
deficient emendable homogeneous
freckle ann arisen - diagnoses
... Dad?