i cleaned out my hotmail account today - i never use it for email, just for an msn passport. my inbox was stuffed with 170 messages about porn, vicodin and viagra. inspired by this site, i decided to write some spam poetry of my own...

spampoem one
can I help you?
do you love me?
no matter how
i'm still your friend

i think i found it!
wet girls and bed wetters!
re: simple, re: messy
i'm not joking, i'll do it!

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if you build it, they will come.