okay, so it's been a while since there's been a totally tv-centric post on this blog. but today that all changed. yes. today, there were the oscars.
i must admit, i missed the red-carpet special - that is because i've become obsessed with 'the biggest loser'. tonight, i cried. i cried when cat was voted off. what were they thinking? i mean, what. were. they. thinking. this show might even motivate me enough to buy a set of scales. i want to see cat blitz everyone, i don't hate wal that much anymore, and i want adro to win. alliances? they only work on survivor.
i taped desperate housewives, and (a show which after one episode, i tragically sense an addiction to) - commander in chief. why was it axed? why? whhyyyyyyyy?
anyway, oscars. i will admit - i have not seen any of the big films - not brokeback, not capote, not walk the line. not even crash, even after my brother called me and told me to watch it. oscar moments:
- i am glad that reece won an oscar, and am even gladder that she stopped short of doin' a gwyneth on the podium.
- great host-age. i mean, how much did the 'westerns' montage (and the 'community announcement' ones) rock?
- ben stiller in the green suit. i love him. he is on my list. my husband totally understands.
- i couldn't watch (literally) when lauren bacall tried to read from the auto-cue. font, people! bigger font!
- george clooney. 'nuff said (though i loved the shifty-eyed look he did, as if to say 'i've lost count of all the women who publicly voice thanks for having been seated next to me at some point in their lives'. own it, baby. pwn it!!1!)
- why, why, but why was jennifer lopez diguising the derriere? you're on the stage, baby - let it shine! let it shine!
- salma hayek - get a hair-slide. or a love-in-tokyo. or something.
- how cute was michelle williams? she's come a long way from dawson's.
hmmm. what were your oscar-night highlights?