last night, first my heart swelled and pulsated with love, then it was crushed into a million-trillion pieces: tim missed out on winning big brother. what is wrong with the world? why didn't i vote? will i ever get to watch the god of all lefty nerds flex his tanned biceps on telly again? these are but a few of the questions in my confused head right now. ah, tim. it was a pleasure to watch you blossom from pasty geek to sleek adonis and not lose a brain cell in the process. i hail you, and hope against primetime-tv-logic hope that you get some sort of recurring role in the media as a result of your time on big brother - you're probably the only one to have come out of that compound who deserves it.
now, i must away - australian idol is on. ta-raah!