sometimes i get asked how many people visit my site. i have a stat tracker on it, and one of the best things about that is i have access to the search pages, containing the search terms that people who don't know me have used. through the magic of the net, they've somehow managed to end up at my site. some of them make sense, some none at all. here are a few examples, apparently from my last 100 page loads (anything in brackets is a comment from me, not what the searcher typed) -
the laughing dog cafe footscray; "i don't like white boys"; rishikesh real estate; "hq short story" 2003 winner (i wish!); "melbourne comedy festival" & "tripod"; actress shalini's email (must be a bollywood actress called shalini); alpaca chortle (i like this one a lot); Ethan Hawke spotted in Frankfurt; sexy ocean.com; free nude girls camera (none of that action here, i'm afraid, but now that i have written that here i might get more hits); nerd brain postgrad (now that's more like it); leggy girls; "Race around the world" AND Laughing club; melbourne male massuer (what the..?); indian women tits ass fun (from a uk search engine, surprise surprise).