oh my god. what is wrong with you people?!?!
i nearly had a heart attack in my lounge room last night while watching australian idol. and no, smartypants, it wasn't brought on purely by the realisation that i was watching australian idol, either.
i know. i know i promised myself i wouldn't ever get so involved with reality tv that i'd actually feel an emotional attachment, i know when i picked up the phone to vote ben the fat cop off big brother i swore it was a once-off, but seriously! what the hell were you people thinking, voting for millsy to stay on instead of paulini? don't we have enough poncy twat-boys prancing around singing like shit and trying to look cute? (two words - funky junky). what is it with you people? are you blind as well as deaf??
paulini rocks! paulini's fijian! paulini rhymes with shalini!
paulini has an excellent voice, she's an amazing singer, and she barely even breaks a sweat when she's on stage! vote for her, dammit! keep her in! use your work phones if you have to! browse random cafes, pick up stranger's mobiles and sms in votes for paulini! it would be a crime if she didn't make it through.
and if you don't beleive me, watch australian idol tonight and then tell me - does she not rock?